Awatmath.2146
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!watmath!mabgarstin
Thu Mar 25 23:30:51 1982
re:INFAMOUS SAYINGS


   Pardo's First Postulate has been recently undated to:

            Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, fattening or

                            CARCINOGENIC!


   I like the screwy combination of english words however like:

   You first cut a tree down then you cut it up!

   A near miss is a near hit!

   If the bases are loaded a walk is a run!

   Jumbo shrimp!

   Military intelligence!

   Progressive conservative!  (a Canadian political party)

   You can walk down a street and you can walk up a street both at the same
time!


  ...........


  Do you have your own favourite little line?
  Send it to me and I'll publish a list of them on this newsgroup later.

      MAB at waterloo

         watmath!mabgarstin