Autzoo.708 humour utzoo!laura Mon Jun 8 11:27:06 1981 humor If anyone has been by RW304 and is in the habit of reading door messages they will have seen a document entitled "DICTIONARY OF USEFUL RESEARCH PHRASES". It really contains information which every researcher ought to know. Even those who are aware of its importance may need reminding. It also is the funniest thing I have read in a long while. The curious may find it as "/zoo/laura/stuff/dictionary". Any additions would be welcome. laura