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utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!mhuxm!mhuxv!mhuxj!pyuxjj!rlr
Fri Apr  2 09:01:33 1982
Re: How many Americans?

Once again, apologies to all of you who got the first (WRONG) punchline.
The correct punchline to "How many Americans does it take to screw in a
light bulb?" is "One."
My solemn promise -- there will be no more items posted on this joke until
a definitive answer has been determined.
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