Autcsrgv.172
net.jokes
utzoo!utcsrgv!chris
Fri Apr  2 10:31:51 1982
To all Canadians:
	Consistent with the bi-cultural policy, the
Government is now considering changing the Canadian
Emblem from the Maple Leaf to the French Safe. The
reasons for this change are: the French safe withstands
inflation, slows down production, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives a false sense of security while
you're being screwed.
		- P. E. Trudeau, W. Davis, and others.