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Thu Apr  8 09:26:40 1982
What is Time?
A traveling salesman is driving past a farmer's orchard and sees a farmer,
on a ladder, holding a pig.

The salesman stops to look at this curious sight.

The farmer is holding the pig so that it can eat apples off an apple tree.

The salesman climbs the fence of the orchard, goes to the base of the
ladder and shouts up to the farmer: "What are you doing?"

The farmer, who is sweating and exasperated with a squirming pig, shouts down:
"Why I'm feeding this pig you fool!!"

The salesman replies: "That"s a ridiculous way to do it!
Pick the apples, put them in a trough and feed the pig from the trough.
The way you are doing it is a great waste of time!"

The farmer laughs with contempt at the nosy saleman and replies in a 
superior manner:  

"What's time to a pig?"