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utzoo!decvax!harpo!npois!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!tekmdp!azure!johnk
Fri Apr  9 10:24:44 1982
another one
  "...Boy, was I an ugly kid, real ugly. I went down to the corner park 
      with some other kids, we started playing in the sandbox and a cat 
      covered me up".

  "...I went into a bar last night.  The bartender said "What can I do
      for ya". I said, "surprise me" and he showed me a naked picture
      of my wife".

  "...and I have a wild teenage daughter, oh she gets around. Her
      high school class voted her most likely to conceive".

  "...I have a terrible sex life, terrible. My wife cut me down to
      once a week....Ya think that's bad. I know three guys she cut
      cut off altogether".

  "...When I was a kid, my family was poor, very poor. We were so poor
      we couldn't afford tinsel for the Christmas tree. We had to wait
      for Grandpa to sneeze".


  "...This was a very tramatic day for me. Things went bad early.
      I went to turn the alarm clock off and the button fell off;
      I went to open the refrigerator, and the handle fell off;
      I opened the bathroom door and the doorknob fell off....
      I was afraid to go to the bathroom".