Asdcattb.593 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!harpo!npois!ucbvax!ucsfcgl!sdcarl!sdcattb!wa125 Fri Apr 9 18:13:15 1982 Zen and Light Bulbs Q: How many zen budes does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one not to change the bulb. :q