Aunc.3265 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!harpo!duke!unc!dce Tue Apr 13 16:11:11 1982 Sex and the simple man Two farmers were standing around chewing the fat one day, and one farmer says to the other, "I heard tell that Clem done got himself arrested for bestiality." The other farmer asks, "Bestiality, what in tarnation is that?" to which the first replies "You know, having sex with horses or cows or chickens.". The other farmer screams, "Chickens? Yecch!".