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Tue Apr 20 16:27:32 1982
Real MAN jokes

These jokes are taken from a satirical article in a magazine I just read.
The title of the article is "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche!"  I hope nobody
takes them the wrong way, but I have to admit when you first read them they
do force ac
do force a chuckle.  So here goes!

Q.	How many Real Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A.	None.  Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


Q.	How many Real Men does it take to cross a river?

A.	5000.  4999 to build the suspension bridge and one to drive across
	it in a tractor trailer.


Q.	Why did the Real Man cross the road?

A.	None of you damn business!


Yeah, I know they're bad, but how many Real Man jokes do you hear these days?