Aucbcory.374 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:ESVAX:Cory:cc-treas Thu Apr 22 14:10:19 1982 Egg Joke On Eggs: Why is sex like an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once and it takes 15 minutes to get hard.