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Thu Apr 22 17:56:54 1982
reagan joke

As long as we are telling dirty jokes again --

One cold snowy winter morning, president Reagan woke up and
looked out the window and to his surprise someone had written
"Fuck you Reagan" with urine in the snow.  So he called up the
CIA and the FBI and told them to do a complete investigation.
They returned later that day to report:
"We have some good news and some bad news"
"The good news?"
"We did a chemical analysis and it's Haig's urine"
"My goodness, what's the bad news?"
"It's Nancy's handwriting"