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utzoo!decvax!watmath!watarts!geo
Fri Apr 30 04:11:50 1982
Another police joke
Once upon a time, there was an ethnic, who, while he was watching
TV decided that the thing he would like the very most in the world
would be to be a policeman.  So, he says goodbye to his wife, and off
he goes to the local precinct office to apply to the police academy.
	Well, upon arrival, he explains his mission to the hardened
old desk sergeant.  "So", muses officer O'Flaherty with a cynical scowl
on his face, "you want to be a policeman"?  Then fixing our hero
with a piercing stare, he burst out, "All right!  Who killed President
Lincoln!"door.
	When he arrived home, his wife asked how his application had
gone.  To which our hero replied, "Are you kidding? Theyv'e got me
on a case already!"