From: utzoo!decvax!cca!fortune!dsd!atd!avsdS:shep@sri-unix
Newsgroups: net.singles
Title: Anyone for me?
Article-I.D.: avsdS.211
Posted: Fri Oct 29 15:47:44 1982
Received: Tue Nov  2 02:42:46 1982

I am gross and perverted, I'm obsessed and deranged
I've existed for years but very little has changed
I'm a tool of the government and industry too
for I am destined to rule and regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious, but you cant look away
I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get, have you guessed me yet
I'm the slime oozing out from your tv set.

Any takers?