From: utzoo!decvax!cwruecmp!krm
Newsgroups: net.singles
Title: net.wanted results
Article-I.D.: cwruecmp.187
Posted: Wed Oct 20 15:37:36 1982
Received: Wed Oct 20 19:02:58 1982

To all those who responded to my ad,

I'm sorry, I'm really not like the ad said.  I had intended some mild
humor.  I am appending the more appropriate replies.  Who remembers this
portrait from an earlier "net"ting get together?  Yes, lc it's really me!




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>From xxxxxx Fri Oct 15 03:25:21 1982
Date: Wed Oct 13 09:39:33 1982
Subject: personal

Hey, I'm not into half the stuff you like but I think you'd
be perfect for my needs.  Would you mind (enjoy?) throwing
overripe oranges at my bare ass?

(I'm especially interested in finding out what percentage of people
take your request seriously, not to mention other characteristics
of the results.)
	Andy Tannenbaum   Bell Labs  Whippany, NJ   (201) 386-6491
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>From xxxxxx Fri Oct 15 03:34:43 1982
Date: 13 Oct 82  11:47:13 EDT  (Wed)
Subject: Re: singles.wanted

I hear Cleveland is beautiful this time of year...
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>From xxxxxx Fri Oct 15 17:57:29 1982
Date: Fri Oct 15 12:09:18 1982
Date: 15 Oct 1982 at 1212-PDT (Friday)
Subject: Re: singles.wanted
In-reply-to: Your news article cwruecmp.174 of Tue Oct 12 21:49:02 1982

Sounds good to me!  But DO NOT release my name!!!

R.S.V.P.
SWM (more data upon request)
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>From xxxxxx Mon Oct 18 05:12:26 1982
Date: Sun Oct 17 22:45:43 1982
Subject: Re:  singles.wanted

	It struck me from your description that perhaps
what you are looking for is a diabetic hampster.  As you suggested
a hacker might be the next best thing.

				--a hacker