From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:teklabs!tekcrd!azure!bronze!kenr
Newsgroups: net.followup
Title: why stop at a brick?
Article-I.D.: bronze.300
Posted: Tue Nov 30 17:41:59 1982
Received: Thu Dec  2 04:26:24 1982


Why be small-potatoes about your junk-mail pranks?  Instead of attaching
a postage-paid business reply envelope to a brick, why not tape the
envelope to a large, rotting vegetable?  Why not tape it to that old beater
car of yours that you can't get any decent resale out of anyway?  I for
one would like to see some *serious* anti-mail-solicitation techniques
discussed here.

Speaking of large, rotting vegetables, why not tape that postage-paid
envelope to your ex-spouse?  You might as well get some practical use
out of whatever prank you decide on.

Ken Rhodes
Speaking for his own self, 
and not for the collective
self of Tektronix, Inc.,
where he only works and
does not make any kind
of junk mail policy, ever.