From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!uw-beave!uw-june!Ward
Newsgroups: net.singles
Title: Mr. Glerum's premarital problems
Article-I.D.: uw-june.160
Posted: Fri Nov  5 09:23:48 1982
Received: Tue Nov  9 09:05:15 1982

Mr. Glerum, I would strongly suggest that any future wife of yours take you
to the cleaners.  But why worry?  If you're lucky maybe she'll slip some
Tylenol in your milk.  "But officer," she'll say, "I didn't know there was
cyanide in the Tylenol!"

Sign me, happily married (as must be the majority of net.singles readers)
         sipping on some almond smelling milk and looking for my pants.