From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!vax135!ariel!houti!lime!houxe!ajk
Newsgroups: net.movies
Title: Diner
Article-I.D.: houxe.122
Posted: Fri Apr 15 09:24:56 1983
Received: Sat Apr 16 06:04:08 1983
References: uw-beave.486

Let's get serious folks...
	All the nominated movies and eventual questionable winners were
a bunch of wothless collections of cellulite (oops, I mean celluloid).
It's obvious the movie of the year was Diner, and that's that.  Nothing
too pretentious, or obnoxious, no one wearing diapers or any queens or
fake plots, just a fun story about some wild-donkey folks who knew how
to have fun.  
	The Academy has as much brains picking winners (and noses) as
the President has picking his cabinet.  I almost stopped going to movies
when they picked that rag Chariots of Boredom for so many awards.
	Let's elect Bill Murray to select the winners as he used to.
Best Movie: The only one I've seen, Best Supporting actor and actresses,
WHO CARES!  Now get out of here you knuckleheads.

			Andy Kessler
			houxe!ajk