From: utzoo!watmath!watarts!cdanderson
Newsgroups: net.singles
Title: single women wanted
Article-I.D.: watarts.1780
Posted: Sat Apr  9 13:46:55 1983
Received: Sun Apr 10 00:18:23 1983
Reply-To: cdanderson@watarts.uucp (Cameron D. Anderson)




               I, and several others are looking for wives  for  _l_e_g_a_l
          reasons.   If  you  are interested in getting married please
          reply by Mail.

               The reasons we are looking to get married are many:


          1    Being married causes the _O_n_t_a_r_i_o _S_t_u_d_e_n_t _A_s_s_i_s_t_a_n_c_e
               _P_r_o_g_r_a_m  to  consider you independant (financially)
               of your parents.

          1.1  This causes them to give you almost enough money to
               survive - as a student.

          2    If you drive, your insurance rates ar much lower

          3    You get a better deal from the Income Tax people.

          4    Land Lords seem to prefer to rent their units to  a
               married person.

         5     Life insurance rates decrease.
         6     It would nice to have a partner so, on a spring 
               day like this, we could have fun "Poisoning 
               pigeons in the park." *Flame-proofing against 
               pigeon-fanciers* (Actually, a lot of my 
               friends are pigeon-fanciers: They fancy them 
               on toast, in pies, and roasted).

 'nuff said, 
      


                           Yours (somewhat) sincerely,
                              C.D. (Civil Disobediance) Anderson, et al.
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