From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!whuxlb!eisx!pd
Newsgroups: net.singles
Title: A serious warning.
Article-I.D.: eisx.529
Posted: Wed Apr 20 15:26:41 1983
Received: Fri Apr 22 05:09:03 1983

Repent ye vile sinners, and hearken unto my voice, for I am the only true
prophet of the divine Arwen. Long have I suffered thy ditherous mumblings
and thy putrid flamings. You have taken Her name in Vain, ye silly 
schleps, and vengeance is mine, saith the Lady of La Jolla. I shall strike
thee with my thrice pronged rod and turn thy terminals into IBM 3270's.
Yea, verily, I shall cause a highly resistant form of mold to grow upon
thy contact lenses. Turn away from thy misdoings, thou schmoes, and 
great harm shall not befall thee. Or send a tax-deductible contribution
to:

Swami Devanbu, The unnecessarily Holy,

Corporate Place Marg,

Bell Labs Ashram.
(........eisx!pd)