From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!whuxlb!eisx!jeb
Newsgroups: net.aviation
Title: Stick vs wheel (yoke)
Article-I.D.: eisx.534
Posted: Fri Apr 29 11:16:01 1983
Received: Sat Apr 30 03:42:54 1983

REAL PILOTS prefer to fly a plane controlled with a stick rather than
a yoke, because everyone knows that REAL AIRPLANES have control sticks.
The Cessna 195 is the only known exception to this rule.  However, like
all REAL AIRPLANES, it does have the extra wheel at the back end of the
aircraft, where it belongs.  (Further note:  all REAL RUNWAYS are made
out of grass.)