From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!ee163cz
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Headlines
Article-I.D.: sdccsu3.544
Posted: Wed Apr 20 09:43:29 1983
Received: Mon Apr 25 21:44:28 1983


>From the San Diego Tribune, a couple of years back:

      Man Shot Here Twice by Police; Is Critical

... I'd think he might be.  From the Palo Alto Times, during the
Swine Flu foofaraw, an odd sequence of headlines:

      (something about the Swine Flu vaccine being safe)
                            .
                            .
                            .
      Some Flu Clinics Reopen; Ford, Family Get Shots
                            .
                            .
                            .
      Second Shot in Two Weeks Kills San Mateo Doctor

... the last article turned out to be about a doctor who, for some reason,
had been shot *with a gun* twice in as many weeks....


                               Dementedly,
                            F. J. Gumby, sdcsvax!sdccsu3!ee163cz