From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!rocheste!ritcv!jhj4294
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Retarded Joke, PUN, watch it
Article-I.D.: ritcv.329
Posted: Sun Apr 24 19:37:04 1983
Received: Mon Apr 25 23:04:09 1983


	At a small community school for retarded children, there was a  
music professor who was having problems teaching the kids how to sing.
He decided that the best way to get the special-ed kids to sing was
to use positive reinforcement.  He anounced to the kids that anyone who
passed the singing quiz on the first try, would recieve a Tab soda.
Well, this seemed to work well, as 50% of the kids passed on the first quiz.
So, he tried it with the rest of the group, and anounced that anyone who
could pass the singing quiz on the second time through would recieve a 
delicious red apple. Now, everyone passed on the second time, and to make 
a  *long* story short, the kids practiced and went on to become famous.
They were known as:         

	     	The Moron Tab and Apple Choir 

		I warned you!
		J. Johnstone