From: utzoo!watmath!rtris
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: acronyms
Article-I.D.: watmath.4978
Posted: Tue Apr 26 15:35:36 1983
Received: Wed Apr 27 00:57:49 1983


How about some alternate interpretation for common abbreviations
such as:

	Mips	:	Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
or
	IBM	:	Incredibly Big Machine
		or	Indestructible Bowel Movement


								Ralph.