From: utzoo!watmath!watcgl!mabgarstin
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: JAPs, sex, racism, religion, all the goodies (rot 13)
Article-I.D.: watcgl.367
Posted: Wed Apr 27 04:16:06 1983
Received: Wed Apr 27 07:14:06 1983



D.   Jung qbrf n WNC qb gb ure nff-ubyr rirelqnl???


N.   Fraq uvz bss gb jbex.


     Whfg gbqnl, lrf V gryy lbh gbqnl, V fnj va bhe obbxfgber urer ng gur
Havirefvgl bs Jngreybb n obbx pnyyrq, "Gur WNC phg bhg qbyy qerff obbx".
Vg fryyf sbe $6.00 (ohg sbe lbh, $5.95) naq gung vf jung vg fnlf ba gur
pbire. Vg pbagnvaf gjb WNC (bs znyr naq srznyr inevrgl) cresbengrq chfu
bhg qbyyf naq cntrf naq cntrf bs pybgurf gb phg bhg sbe gurz. Vg'f abg fb
zhpu gur pybgurf ohg gur yvggyr pncgvbaf vapyhqrq jvgu gur pybgurf. Yvxr
sbe geniryyvat gurer'f na bqq biny funcrq pbagnvare nybat jvgu bgure hfryrff
vgrzf. Gur pncgvba arkg gb gur biny pbagnvare vf "Tbyq cyngrq qvncuenz obk".
Sbe guvatf ba gur ornpu gur pncgvba arkg gb n terra obggyr vf "Qrfvtare
Jngre". V ernyyl tbg n xvpx bhg vg.
     Qba'g trg zr jebat, V ybir WNC wbxrf ohg vg'f abg sebz nal nagv-wrjvfu
srryvatf (V'z abg nagv-wrjvfu) vg'f orpnhfr qhevat zl ragver 5 lrnef ng
uvtu fpubby (va Bagnevb gurer'f tenqr 13 fb gurer'f 5 lrnef bs F.F.) V jnf
nofbyhgryl urnq bire urnyf nobhg guvf bar WNC naq obl jnf fur n WNC!!!!
Fur jbhyqa'g rira tvir zr gur gvzr bs qnl fur jnf fb pbyq. Jryy, nsgre 5
lrnef bs chg qbja naq qrfcvengvba V svanyyl tbg ure bhg bs zl flfgrz, V
jrag gb n qvssrerag Havirefvgl guna ure.

Urer'f fbzr tbbq byq wrjvfu wbxrf.

Urneq bire gur vagrepbz ba na nve cynar:

    "Tbbq nsgreabba ynqvrf naq tragyrzra, gunax lbh sbe sylvat NVE VFENRY.
Jr'yy or sylvat ng na nygvghqr bs 42 gubhfnaq srrg, sbe lbh---39.95."

Naq gur fnzr rkprcg va inavyyn synibhe oyraq:

    "Tbbq nsgreabba, guvf vf enqvb VFENRy, oebnqpnfgvat ng 1120 ba lbhe
qvny, sbe lbh bayl 1095"

Ohg V pna'g yrnir bhg:

D.   Jul qb Wrjf unir fhpu ovt abfrf?

N. Gur nve vf serr vfa'g vg.

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B.X., B.X.- V'yy fgneg fynzzvat zlfrys

D. Ubj znal JNFCf qbrf vg gnxr punatr n yvtugohyo?

N. Bayl bar, ur pnyyf uvf pbagenpgbe.


D. Ubj znal JNFCf qbrf vg gnxr gb ercebqhpr?

N. Bayl bar, ur pnyyf uvf pbagenpgbe.


Naq abj sbe zl eryvtvba (YQF)

D. Jul qvq gur Zbezbaf fgbc cbyvtnzl?

N. Pbhyqa'g fgnaq gur zbgure-va-ynjf.

---ohg V'z abg tbvat gb ercrng gur bar nobhg gur Zbeba Gno naq Nccyr Pubve.

Nal zber WNC, JNFC, ZBEZBA wbxrf bhg gurer???

                                                      ZNO
                                                 (va gur yno)