From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!allegra!psuvax!psuvm%iks
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: COW-DUNG COULD BE GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
Article-I.D.: psuvm.270
Posted: Wed Apr 27 12:48:39 1983
Received: Thu Apr 28 04:24:47 1983


 A small, lazy bird did not fly south for winter on time. The longer the
 little bird waited, the older it got. Eventually it got so cold, the
 little bird decided to leave for the south.
0After about ten miles, the little bird's wings froze solid and he fell
 down to the cow pasture below. As the little bird started to freeze to
 death, a passing cow crapped on him.
0The cow manure was nice and warm, and the little bird's wings unfroze.
 Happy to be alive, he started chirping with joy. A passing cat heard the
 noise, pawed through the manure until the little bird was uncovered and
 promptly ate him up.
0MORALS OF THE STORY:
01) Someone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
02) Someone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.
03) When you're warm and happy in a big warm gooey pile of shit, keep
 your mouth shut. Dig?