From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!presby!burdvax!psuvax!kucharic
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Jewish princess
Article-I.D.: psuvax.1237
Posted: Thu Apr 28 21:40:32 1983
Received: Sat Apr 30 08:45:01 1983



    Here's the lyrics to a Frank Zappa song called Jewish Princess.
It's a little offending, so its rot 13.  The song is off his album
from a few years ago called " Sheik Yerbouti "  (known for its song
called "Dancin' Fool".  The lyrics are funny, but the rest of FZ's
sound effects in the song really make it funny.  Sorry I can't
reproduce them here, but here are the lyrics anyway:

		    someone who likes a joke like the next guy,
				  
				     fk at psuvax


V jnag n anfgl yvggyr Wrjvfu cevaprff
Jvgu ybat cubal anvyf, naq n unveqb gung evafrf
N ubeal yvggyr Wrjvfu cevaprff
Jvgu n tneyvp nebzn gung pbhyq yriry Gnpbzn

Ybaryl vafvqr
Jryy, fur pna fjnyybj zl cevqr

V arrq n unvel yvggyr Wrjvfu cevaprff
Jvgu n oenaq arj abfr, jub xabjf jurer vg tbrf
V jnag n fgrnzl yvggyr Wrjvfu cevaprff
Jvgu birejbexrq thzf, jub fdhrnxf jura fur pbzrf

V qba'g jnag ab qebyy
V whfg jnag n Lrzravgr ubr

V jnag n qneyvat yvggyr Wrjvfu cevaprff
Jub qba'g xabj fuvg nobhg pbbxvat, naq vf neebtnag ybbxvat
N ivpvbhf yvggyr Wrjvfu cevaprff
Gb fcrpvsvpnyyl unccra, jvgu n crr crr gungf fanccva'--

Nyy hc vafvqr
V whfg jnag n cevaprff gb evqr

V jnag n shaxl yvggyr Wrjvfu cevaprff
N tevaqre, n ohzcre, jvgu n cer-zbvfgrarq qhzcre
N oenmra yvggyr Wrjvfu cevaprff
Jvgu gvgnavp gvgf, naq fnaq-oynfgrq mvgf

Fur pna rira or cbbe
Fb ybat nf fur qbrf vg jvgu 4-ba-gur-sybbe

V jnag n qnvagl yvggyr Wrjvfu cevaprff
Jvgu n pbhcyr bs fvfgref, jub pna envfr n srj oyvfgref
N sentvyr yvggyr Wrjvfu cevaprff
Jvgu Ehznavna guvtuf, jub jrnfryf naq yvrf--

Sbe 2 be 3 avtugf
Jba'g fbzrbar fraq zr n cevaprff jub ovgrf?