From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!presby!burdvax!psuvax!psuvm%iks
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: SENILE JOKE!
Article-I.D.: psuvm.272
Posted: Fri Apr 29 10:21:29 1983
Received: Sat Apr 30 09:02:11 1983


            Hank is a senile old man who lives at home
        with his wife, Martha.  One night, he got up
        out of bed and went to the bathroom.
          Hank:   "The new automatic light in the bathroom
                   is great".
          Martha: "What are you talking about,Hank?"
          Hank:   "You know. When you open the bathroom
                   door, it goes on.  When you leave the
                   bathroom and shut the door, it goes off."
          Martha: "Aw shit, Hank.  You just pissed in the
                   refrigerator again."