From: utzoo!decvax!wivax!linus!genrad!wjh12!foxvax1!brunix!rayssd!dhb
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: How To Kill A West Virginia Eel ( ROT13 )
Article-I.D.: rayssd.1113
Posted: Fri Apr 29 13:51:36 1983
Received: Mon May  2 04:26:30 1983

         UBJ GB XVYY N JRFG IVETVAVN RRY (N GEHR FGBEL)

     Yvggyr Wbuaal jnf 12 lrnef byq naq yvxr bgure oblf uvf ntr jnf  engure
phevbhf.   Ur  unq  orra  urnevat dhvgr n ovg nobhg pbhegvat sebz gur byqre
oblf naq ur jbaqrerq jung vf jnf, naq ubj vg jnf qbar.  Bar qnl ur gbbx uvf
dhrfgvbaf gb uvf zbgure jub orpnzr engure syhfgrerq.  Vafgrnq bs rkcynvavat
guvatf gb Wbuaal, fur gbyq uvz gb uvqr oruvaq gur phegnvaf  bar  avtug  naq
jngpu  uvf byqre fvfgre naq ure oblsevraq.  Fb ur qvq.  Gur sbyybjvat zbea-
vat Wbuaal qrfpevorq rirelguvat gb uvf zbz.

     Fvf naq ure oblsevraq fng naq gnyxrq sbe n juvyr gura  ur  ghearq  bss
zbfg  bs  gur  yvtugf.  Gura ur fgnegrq xvffvat naq uhttvat ure.  V svtherq
fvf zhfg or trggvat fvpx orpnhfr fur fgnegrq ybbxvat  shaal.   Ur  zhfg  bs
gubhtug fb gbb orpnhfr ur chg uvf unaq vafvqr ure oybhfr gb srry ure urneg.
Whfg yvxr gur qbpgbe jbhyq, rkprcg ur vf abg nf fzneg nf gur qbpgbe orpnhfr
ur frrzrq gb unir gebhoyr svaqvat ure urneg.

     V thrff ur jnf trggvat fvpx gbb  orpnhfr  cerggl  fbba  obgu  bs  gurz
fgnegrq  cnagvat naq tbg bhg bs oerngu.  Uvf bgure unaq zhfg unir orra pbyq
orpnhfr ur chg vg haqre ure fxveg.  Nobhg guvf  gvzr,  fur  tbg  jbefr  naq
ortna  gb  zbna naq fvtu naq fdhvez nebhaq naq fyvqr qbja gbjneq gur raq bs
gur pbhpu.  Guvf vf jura gur srire fgnegrq.  V xarj vg jnf n srire  orpnhfr
fvf gbyq uvz fur sryg ubg.

     Svanyyl, V sbhaq bhg jung jnf znxvat gurz fb fvpx.  N ovt rry unq tbg-
gra  vafvqr  bs  uvz  fbzrubj.   Vg  whfg whzcrq bhg bs uvf cnagf naq fgbbq
gurer, nobhg 10 vapurf ybat.  Ubarfg!!!  Naljnl, ur tenoorq vg va bar  unaq
gb  xrrc vg sebz trggvat njnl.  Jura fvf fnj vg fur tbg ernyyl fpnerq.  Ure
rlrf tbg ovt naq ure zbhgu sryy bcra.  Fur fgnegrq pnyyvat bhg gb  Tbq  naq
fghss  yvxr  gung.   Fur  fnvq vg jnf gur ovttrfg bar fur unq rire frra.  V
fubhyq gryy ure nobhg gur barf qbja ng gur ynxr.

     Naljnl, fvf tbg oenir naq gevrq gb xvyy gur rry ol  ovgvat  vg'f  urnq
bss.  Nyy bs n fhqqra, fur znqr n abvfr naq yrg gur rry tb.  V thrff vf ovg
ure onpx.  Gura fur tenoorq vg jvgu obgu unaqf naq uryq vg gvtug  juvyr  ur
gbbx  n zhmmyr bhg bs uvf cbpxrg naq fyvccrq vg bire gur rry'f urnq gb xrrc
vg sebz ovgvat ntnva.  Fvf ynvq onpx naq fcernq ure yrtf fb fur pbhyq trg n
fpvffbe  ybpx  ba vg naq ur urycrq ol ylvat ba gbc bs gur rry.  Gur rry chg
hc n uryy bs n svtug.  Fvf fgnegrq tebnavat naq fdhrnyvat naq ure oblsevraq
nyzbfg  hcfrg  gur pbhpu.  V thrff gurl jnagrq gb xvyy gur rry ol fdhnfuvat
vg orgjrra gurz.

     Nsgre n juvyr, gurl obgu dhvg zbivat naq tnir n terng fvtu.  Ure  obl-
sevraq  tbg  hc,  naq  fher rabhtu, gurl unq xvyyrq gur rry.  V xarj vg jnf
qrnq orpnhfr vg whfg uhat gurer, naq fbzr bs vg'f vafvqrf jrer unatvat bhg.

     Fvf naq ure oblsevraq jrer n yvggyr gverq sebz gur  onggyr,  ohg  gurl
jrag  onpx  gb  pbhegvat nalubj.  Ur fgnegrq uhttvat naq xvffvat ure ntnva.
Ol tbyyl, gur rry jnfa'g qrnq!!!  Vg whzcrq  fgenvtug  hc  naq  fgnegrq  gb
svtug  ntnva.  V thrff rryf ner yvxr gung.  Gurl unir 9 yvirf be fbzrguvat.
Guvf gvzr, fvf whzcrq hc naq gevrq gb xvyy gur rry ol fvggvat ba vg.  Nsgre
n 10 zvahgr fgehttyr, gurl svanyyl xvyyrq gur rry.  V xabj vg jnf qrnq guvf
gvzr orpnhfr V fnj ure oblsevraq crry vg'f fxva bss naq syhfu vg  qbja  gur
gbvyrg.