From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!oz
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: What you should have said, what you said.
Article-I.D.: rlgvax.367
Posted: Mon May  2 00:29:21 1983
Received: Mon May  2 06:37:34 1983

This one comes to us from NEW YORK magazine and its contests.  As my
subject mentions, this joke shows first, what you should have said,
and then shows what you actually said:

1.	"Look, there's alot of traffic, and he's probably been stuck in
a meeting all day and didn't get your message, or he'd have called.  I'm
sure there's nothing to worry about."

2.	"Maybe he's dead."

1.	"Salaam!"

2.	"Shalom!"

1.	"Some look at the future and ask why.  I look at the future and
ask why not."

2.	"Some look at the future and ask what.  I look at the future and
ask what not."

1.				that is all
2.				What doya mean I misspelled New York?
				OZ
				seismo!rlgvax!oz