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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Another Priest Joke( profanity )
Article-I.D.: sdcattb.2601
Posted: Fri May  6 20:11:54 1983
Received: Wed May 11 04:48:08 1983



	At a certain church, the priest's name was Brother Archibald.
Sister Clara wondered why, every Saturday, Brother Archibald snuck out
the back of the church and did not come back until quite late in the
afternoon.  One day, she finally had the gall to ask him where he went.
Without a blink, Brother Archibald invited her along.
	Soon they arrived at the golf course.  About halfway through his
game, the Priest missed a putt.
	"Shit, I missed," he exclaimed.
	"Don't say that, Brother Archibald, or God will strike you down."
	"Yes, Sister Clara."
At the next hole, the Priest missed again.
	"Shit,  I missed," he said.
	"Don't say that, Brother Archibald, or God will strike you down,"
Sister Clara repeated.
	"Yes, Sister Clara."
At the next hole, the Priest missed another easy putt.
	"Shit,  I missed," he said.
	"Don't say that, Brother Archibald, or God will strike you down."
	"Yes, Sister Clara."
At the next hole, the Priest missed again.
	"Shit, I missed," he said.
Suddenly, a lightening bolt came crashing down and roasted Sister Clara.
	"Shit, I missed," God said.