From: utzoo!utcsrgv!dave Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Re: puns on pauses Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.1381 Posted: Wed May 11 09:39:25 1983 Received: Wed May 11 12:34:18 1983 References: utcsrgv.1379 Why is a blotter like a lazy dog? A blotter is an ink-lined plane. An inclined plane is a slope up. A slow pup is a lazy dog. Dave Sherman Toronto