From: utzoo!decvax!genrad!linus!allegra!eagle!harpo!seismo!rochester!ciaraldi
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Good News/Bad News
Article-I.D.: rochester.1549
Posted: Tue May 10 18:27:49 1983
Received: Fri May 13 22:32:20 1983

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Date:Tue, 10-May-83 18:27:49 EDT
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From: Mike Ciaraldi  <ciaraldi>
A man wakes up in the hospital.
The doctor says to him, "I have good news and bad news for you.
The bad news is that your feet were so badly frostbitten that
we had to amputate them."
"What's the good news?"
"The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers."