From: utzoo!decvax!ittvax!ittral!tims Newsgroups: net.jokes Title: Acronyms Article-I.D.: ittral.257 Posted: Thu Apr 28 12:08:35 1983 Received: Sat May 14 21:27:19 1983 I was always told that IBM stood for "Idiots Become Managers". ITT - It Takes Time.