From: utzoo!decvax!duke!oz@rlgvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Good News / Bad News Jokes
Article-I.D.: rlgvax.370
Posted: Tue May  3 00:21:18 1983
Received: Tue May 17 08:38:23 1983

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Date:Tue, 3-May-83 00:21:18 EDT

The ever popular Good News / Bad News jokes, such as:

AD MAN (To CREATIVE STAFF):  "Good News:  Nine out of ten people inter-
viewed loved our new campaign.  Bad News:  The tenth person was the client.."

ACROBAT (to PARTNER) : "Allez-Oop!/Ooops, Allie!"

"First the Good News:  The rope we were going to use to hang you with was
found to be defective.  Now the good noose..."

>From "Son Of Giant Sea Tortoise" (1975 - New York)

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