From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!seismo!rlgvax!oz
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: some groaners, puns
Article-I.D.: rlgvax.392
Posted: Sun May  8 15:30:13 1983
Received: Tue May 17 22:11:53 1983

First of all you remember the time that Count Dracula had a big argument with
his followers.  They were so mad at him that they left, proving once again that
a ghoul and his fold are soon parted.

Dr Watson once sensed that the great detective had made a mistake in saying
that Prof Moriarty was in reality Queen Victoria.  Feeling that he had made
a fool of himself more then once with his corrections, Watson desided that
this information was nothing to right Holmes about.

A programmer at RLG was proud of his cury locks.  But snarls and tangles made
combing a painful problem.  "Try a brush, instead," advised a friend.  "After
all, with hair like yours, a man's comb is his hassle."

				You WERE warned,

				OZ
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