From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdcattb!wa146
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: name jokes
Article-I.D.: sdcattb.2609
Posted: Thu May 12 22:21:35 1983
Received: Thu May 19 04:11:38 1983


Q:	What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?

A:	Bob.

Q:	What do you call a man with no legs that hangs on the wall?

A:	Art.

Q:	What do you call a woman who probably has a wooden leg?

A:	Maylene.

Q:	What do you call a woman that definitley has a wooden leg?

A:	Shirlene.


	There are a hundred more on these, but I've forgotten them.  I'd
be interested in hearing more.


						Brian Sutin
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