From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!sdccsu3!sdcrdcf!billrkg
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Title: Poor taste but funny
Article-I.D.: sdcrdcf.252
Posted: Wed May 11 15:51:36 1983
Received: Thu May 19 04:28:19 1983
Reply-To: billrkg@sdcrdcf.UUCP (William Fulco)

One day this U.C.S.B student named Andy was walking down the beach by
campus and spotted this young woman laying on the sand getting some sun.
As he approached, he noticed that she had no legs or arms. On top
of this she was crying. Wondering what was going on he walked over
in her direction. Finally arriving at her towel he asked:

Andy:   What's wrong?? Why are you crying.
Girl:   I'm 18 years old & I've never been kissed!!

Andy:   Well a cute girl like you shouldn't worry about such things.

And with that he bent over and kissed her on the lips.

Andy:   Now you've been kissed.
Girl:   Oh thank you.
Andy:   Sure.

Andy proceeded to walk on down the beach.
About an hour later, Andy was heading back toward campus and spotted
the girl again. As he got closer he noticed that she was crying
again.

Andy:   What are you crying about this time????
Girl:   Well, I'm 18 years old and I've never been fucked!
Andy:   Is that all?

And with that Andy picked the girl up and tossed her into the ocean!

Andy:   Well you're FUCKED now!!!