From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhtsa!alice!npoiv!houxm!ihnp4!ihlts!ryl
Newsgroups: net.politics
Title: El Salvador sarcastic flaming
Article-I.D.: ihlts.129
Posted: Fri Apr 29 17:00:32 1983
Received: Sat Apr 30 09:04:54 1983


>From the latest issue of National Lampoon:


   "Hello, my name is Private Cristobal Esquina of the
Salvadoran army, and I just threw $8,550 worth of
hand grenades at a dog."

   But it could have been an enemy soldier--how was
Private Esquina to know?  He's just a confused, completely
unmotivated peasant with an attention span of about
five minutes who has never held anything in his hand more
valuable than a dirt clod, and if we want Private Esquina
to fight our wars for us, then there's no reason to complain
when he uses up $60,000,000 worth of ordnance every three months.

		Let's Not Quit
	     on El Salvador Now

   For more information on how you can help, write to:

	MILLIONS OF DOLLARS' WORTH OF
AMMUNITION AND GUNS FOR UNMOTIVATED PEASANTS
		Department A-1
		635 Madison Avenue
		New York, N.Y. 10022

@NCMD National Council of Millions of Dollars