From: utzoo!decvax!microsof!uw-beaver!cornell!vax135!floyd!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxa!houxm!ihnp4!ixn5c!inuxc!inuxd!arlan
Newsgroups: net.politics
Title: SECRET WEAPONS UNCOVERED IN ROMANIA (RUE-MANIA??)
Article-I.D.: inuxd.293
Posted: Sat Apr 30 22:25:07 1983
Received: Mon May  2 06:25:40 1983

In its never-ceasing struggle against the imperialistic forces of the West,
the government in Bucharest has decided to license the dealy weapons
that many Rumanians have been secreting in their homes and offices.
These personal weapons are known to have been used in all sorts of crimes,
especially the weapons called "Saturday Night Specials."
Untold damage has been done to the supreme state by the untoward
use of these disgusting metal weapons, and all of us
who believe in the sanctity of the state and the mental healt of the
average citizen in the progressive socialists states, must welcome
the bold, progressive, and quite, quite understandable restriction on
these hand weapons.  For all of us liberals agree, dangerous weapons that cause 
destruction and that upset mental health and promote civil strife,
must be restricted for the good of the state and the best interests of
its citizens.

So, let's have a toast to Bucharest and cheer it on in its fight
to license TYPEWRITERS!

[And some of you guys STILL believe that they are morally symmetrical?

Try to have this net over there.]
--arlan andrews/indy