From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxj!mhuxa!houxm!ihnp4!ixn5c!inuxc!inuxd!arlan
Newsgroups: net.space
Title: SOVIETS SCORE ANOTHER FIRST IN SPACE!
Article-I.D.: inuxd.285
Posted: Sat Apr 23 18:34:59 1983
Received: Mon Apr 25 01:11:28 1983

Seems as if Soyuz T-8 shas scored again another first fior
the Soviets-- they have successfully compressed
six months of experimentation and mission goals into two days.
Except for a minor mishap--not being able to rendezvous with the Salyut space station,
the cosmonauts came back after only two days in orbit--six months early!
Clearly the Soviet supermen have figured out ways of compressing time!  
Na z'drovye, guys!
--arlan/indy