Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!genrad!decvax!microsof!uw-beaver!cornell!vax135!floyd!harpo!eagle!mhuxt!crose From: crose@mhuxt.UUCP Newsgroups: net.suicide Subject: Offing yourself #1 Message-ID: <208@mhuxt.UUCP> Date: Mon, 6-Jun-83 19:54:28 EDT Article-I.D.: mhuxt.208 Posted: Mon Jun 6 19:54:28 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 7-Jun-83 23:20:13 EDT Lines: 11 A dandy way to commit suicide: Go to your local train tracks, climb up on a bridge. Lower your pants. Procede to urinate on the wires over the track. The electricity will travel up the warm yellow stuff and give you quite a shock. Such a shock indeed that it will most likely kill you milli-seconds after it turns you soprano. -- Andy Rose {eagle,harpo}!mhuxt!crose