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From: alpert@inmet.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Insanity on the net - (nf)
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Date: Fri, 2-Sep-83 05:40:01 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep  2 05:40:01 1983
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inmet!alpert    Sep  1 15:53:00 1983

I see you wimps have never had any contact with any *REAL* automotive
machinery!!

Mustangs? For overblown, pre-pubescent hot-rodders!

Chevys? Make great boat anchors!

You folks have OBVIOUSLY never had the opportunity to drive
the ultimate creation in exotic hi-tech automotive engineering,
...

The Subaru 360.

This 900 pound macho machine sports a high-revving 360cc
(that's cubic centimeters for you "Super Sport" types)
two-cylinder two-stroke engine that belts out better than
20 hp.  The babes really go for it!

The 10 inch diameter ralley wheels coupled with 5.00 X 10
balloon tires deliver the goods to the street. The cast aluminum
finned brake drums scream "ready for action!"

To the overgrown junkpiles laboring behind me, I just say
"eat my smoke" as I tromp the throttle and leave them in
a blue haze. 

*AND*, get over 50 mpg while doing it!  Take that!


			-- Bob Alpert
                        -- Intermetrics, Inc.
                           733 Concord Ave.
                           Cambridge, MA 02138

			...harpo!inmet!alpert
			...hplabs!sri-unix!cca!ima!inmet!alpert
			...yale-comix!ima!inmet!alpert

Most folks have *at least* two more cylinders than really necessary!
(Some sound as though they have closer to 6 more than they really need!!)