Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!tekid!halb From: halb@tekid.UUCP (Hal Bates) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: CALLING ALL MONITORS Message-ID: <1453@tekid.UUCP> Date: Fri, 5-Aug-83 13:46:56 EDT Article-I.D.: tekid.1453 Posted: Fri Aug 5 13:46:56 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 6-Aug-83 11:02:45 EDT Lines: 33 I just wanted to write this little note to all you net.monitors out there and thank you all for the wonderful mail regarding my joke on "FAGGOTT in TEXAS". Everything was brought to my attention including spelling, grammer, need of rot13, and offending the queers. I suppose the flaming ACLU will contact me next with all their bleeding-hearted lawyers. To all you keyboard whimps f--k off (so not to offend). Now that I have finished talking to the net.jerks, here is a quick queer joke. All you folks that will be offended look the other way and hit the return key. What do you call two gays on a skate board? ROLAIDS Hal Bates teklabs!tekid!halb