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From: dwtill@watmath.UUCP (David Till)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Waiter, waiter...
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Date: Mon, 8-Aug-83 17:08:04 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug  8 17:08:04 1983
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Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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My favourite joke of this type comes from Kurt Vonnegut's "Jailbird":

"Waiter, there's a needle in my soup!"

"I'm terribly sorry - that was a typographical error.  It should have
 been a noodle."

Well, I liked it!

               - David Till, University of Waterloo