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From: mabgarstin@watcgl.UUCP (MAB Garstin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A bit of sex...etc...final part
Message-ID: <651@watcgl.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 8-Aug-83 22:40:27 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug  8 22:40:27 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 9-Aug-83 01:56:26 EDT
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    I'm really sorry guys, I went and did it again, I'm trying to envoke the
editor to correct typos and errors in the article but keep sending the rough
draft instead. Well, I'm in the editor now and am doing it the proper way.
    Now where was I, oh ya, the verse....


    When doing this joke you say the verse and pump your palms together on
each word causing your own bust to twitch (especially if you're of female
gender and are not embarassed at the added attention) so as to retain the
attention of the listener. As an example, pump your palms where the ^'s appear
in the verse.

		Mary ^ had ^ a little ^ lamb ^
		It's fleece ^ was white ^ as snow ^
		If ^ I do ^ this evey ^ day ^
		My boobs ^ are sure ^ too grow ^

   Well this lady left the doctors office saying this verse to herself and
doing the exercise. "Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece....". She was standing
at a bus stop waiting for a bus and doing her exercise when a man standing next
to her gave her a strange look.
   "These are only exercises that my doctor gave me that I'm doing, 'Mary
had a little lamb,....'", she explained.
   "Do you go to Dr. Johnson?", the man asked.
   "Yes, why do you ask?", she replied.
   The man proceeded to lift each leg, one after the other, in high stride
fashion and started saying, "Hickory, dickory, dock,..."


                                                       MAB
                                                   (in the lab)

You have to go through the theatrics to really appreciate this joke.