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Subject: Law as it should be (rot13 and long)
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Date: Mon, 8-Aug-83 16:43:50 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug  8 16:43:50 1983
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[Gur sbyybjvat vf pbcvrq ireongvz sebz na BYQ cubgbpbcl tvira
gb zr sebz fbzrbar jub jbexrq sbe Fbpvny Frphevgl. Glcbf jrer svkrq]

		YNJ NF VG FUBHYQ OR

     Bar riravat nsgre nggraqvat gur gurngre, gjb tragyrzra jrer jnyxvat
qbja gur nirahr jura gurl bofreirq n engure jryy-qerffrq naq nggenpgvir ynql
jnyxvat whfg nurnq bs gurz.  Bar bs gur zra ghearq gb gur bgure naq erznexrq
"V'q tvir $50.00 gb fcraq gur avtug jvgu gung jbzna."  Gb gurve fhecevfr, gur
lbhat ynql bireurnq gur erznex naq gheavat nebhaq fur fnvq, "V'yy gnxr lbh hc
ba guvf."  Fur unq n arng nccrnenapr naq n cyrnfnag ibvpr fb nsgre ovqqvat
uvf pbzcnavba tbbqavtug, gur zna nppbzcnavrq gur ynql gb ure ncnegzrag jurer
gurl vzzrqvngryl jrag gb orq.

     Gur sbyybjvat zbeavat gur zna cerfragrq ure jvgu $25.00.  Nf ur cercnerq
gb yrnir, fur qrznaqrq gur erfg bs gur zbarl, fgngvat "Vs lbh qba'g tvir zr
gur $25.00 V'yy fhr sbe vg."  Ur ynhturq, fnlvat "V'q yvxr gb frr lbh trg vg
ba gurfr tebhaqf."

     Gur arkg qnl ur jnf fhecevfrq jura ur erprvirq n fhzzbaf beqrevat uvf
cerfrapr va pbheg nf gur qrsraqnag va n ynj fhvg.  Ur uheevrq gb uvf ynjlre
naq rkcynvarq gur qrgnvyf bs gur pnfr.  Uvf ynjlre fnvq, "Fur pna'g cbffvoyl
trg n whqtrzrag ntnvafg lbh ba fhpu tebhaqf ohg vg jvyy or vagrerfgvat gb
urne ubj ure pnfr jvyy or cerfragrq."

     Nsgre gur hfhny ceryvzvanevrf, gur ynql'f ynjlre nqqerffrq gur pbheg nf
sbyybjf, "Lbhe ubabe, zl pyvrag, guvf ynql urer, vf gur bjare bs n cvrpr bs
cebcregl, n tneqra fcbg fheebhaqrq ol n cershfr tebjgu bs fuehoorel, juvpu
cebcregl fur nterrq gb erag gb gur qrsraqnag sbe n fcrpvsvrq yratgu bs gvzr
sbe gur fhz bs $50.00.  Gur qrsraqnag gbbx cbffrffvba bs gur cebcregl, hfrq
vg rkgrafviryl sbe checbfr bs juvpu vg jnf eragrq, ohg, hcba rinphngvat
gur cerzvfrf ur cnvq bayl $25.00 - bar unys gur nzbhag nterrq hcba.  Gur erag
jnf abg rkprffvir, fvapr vg vf erfgevpgrq cebcregl, naq jr nfx whqtrzrag gb
or tenagrq ntnvafg gur qrsraqnag gb nffher cnlzrag bs gur onynapr."

     Gur qrsraqnag'f ynjlre jnf vzcerffrq naq nzhfrq ng gur jnl gur bccbarag
unq cerfragrq gur pnfr.  Uvf qrsrafr, gurersber, jnf fbzrjung nygrerq sebz
gur jnl ur bevtvanyyl cynaarq gb cerfrag vg.  "Lbhe Ubabe", ur fnvq, "zl
pyvrag nterrf gur lbhat ynql unf n svar cvrpr bs cebcregl gung ur qvq
erag fhpu cebcregl sbe gur gvzr naq n qrterr bs cyrnfher qrevirq sebz gur
genafnpgvba.  Ubjrire, zl pyvrag sbhaq n jryy ba gur cebcregl, nebhaq juvpu
ur cynprq uvf fgbarf, fnax n funsg naq rerpgrq n chzc, nyy ynobe orvat
cresbezrq crefbanyyl ol uvz.  Jr pynvz gurfr vzcebirzragf gb gur cebcregl
jrer fhssvpvrag gb rssrpg gur hacnvq nzbhag, naq gung gur cynvagvss jnf
nqrdhngryl pbzcrafngrq sbe eragny bs fnvq cebcregl.  Jr, gurersber, nfx
whqtrzrag abg or tenagrq."

     Gur lbhat ynql'f ynjlre pnzr onpx jvgu guvf "Lbhe ubabe, zl pyvrag
nterrf gung gur qrsraqnag qvq svaq n jryy ba ure cebcregl naq gung ur qvq
znxr vzcebirzragf fhpu nf zl bccbarag unf qrfpevorq, ubjrire, unq gur
qrsraqnag abg xabja gur jryy rkvfgrq ur jbhyq arire unir eragrq gur
cebcregl, nyfb hcba rinphngvat gur cerzvfrf gur qrsraqnag erzbirq gur
fgbarf, chyyrq bhg gur funsg naq gbbx gur chzc jvgu uvz.  Va qbvat fb ur
abg bayl qenttrq uvf rdhvczrag guebhtu gur fuehoorel ohg yrsg gur ubyr
zhpu ynetre guna vg jnf cevbe gb guvf bpphcnapl, znxvat vg rnfvyl npprffvoyr
gb yvggyr puvyqera.  Jr, gurersber, nfx gung whqtrzrag or tenagrq."

	QRSRAQNAG GURERHCBA CNVQ GUR $25.00 ----- NPXABJYRQTVAT QRSRNG