Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site ssc-vax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!ssc-vax!sts From: sts@ssc-vax.UUCP (Stanley T Shebs) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: if you can read... (and some jokes) Message-ID: <380@ssc-vax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 8-Aug-83 14:05:35 EDT Article-I.D.: ssc-vax.380 Posted: Mon Aug 8 14:05:35 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 9-Aug-83 06:40:38 EDT References: <27@orca.UUCP> Organization: Boeing Aerospace, Seattle Lines: 14 Anyone who uses a c program instead of 'tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M' to decrypt rot13 should be forever barred from using UN*X and made to work with MVS (which has fewer tools than a tribe of Tasadays)! To justify replying in this group, here's some 'bad day' observations: You know it's going to be a bad day when: 1) you try to logon in the morning and can't remember your new password 2) the breakfast grapefruit makes a direct hit in *both* eyes 3) you are halfway down the stairs and can't remember whether you were going down or up