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Subject: Paging...
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Date: Sun, 7-Aug-83 21:30:45 EDT
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Posted: Sun Aug  7 21:30:45 1983
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Of course we've all heard about the Congressmen who were
charged with having sex with teenage pages.  I have some
questions about this...

Is this what is know as a 'page fault'?

If so, then what happens to all of those 'dirty pages'?

Perhaps the senators swap them when they get tired of
their current page... does this mean that today's
representatives are engaging in 'page swapping'?

I've also heard that pages may be 'swapped on demand'.  Does
this mean that a bunch of dirty old men in the senate are
running about the chambers demanding sex at a moments
notice?

I've also heard that many many pages often get together
in a single file that can then be 'stripped'!  And then
they are 'run'!  Just imagine...those awfull senators
ripping at the clothes of those poor young pages and
then making them run about.

					- Speaker
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