Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10 6/7/83; site hao.UUCP
Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!hao!hoyt
From: hoyt@hao.UUCP (Douglas Hoyt)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A few more definitions
Message-ID: <601@hao.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 8-Aug-83 13:03:40 EDT
Article-I.D.: hao.601
Posted: Mon Aug  8 13:03:40 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 10-Aug-83 01:50:51 EDT
Organization: High Altitude Obs./NCAR, Boulder CO
Lines: 13


  An adult is a person that has stopped growing at both ends
but not in the middle.
  Federal Reserve is a reserve where federal employees hunt
wild game.
  Graft is an illegal means of uniting trees to make money.
  Posthumous - A child born after the death of its parents.
  Stategy is when you don't let the enemy know you are out
of ammunition, but keep on firing.
  Truancy is something which has been proven to be true.
  A yokel is the way people talk to each other in the Alps.
  Clairvoyance means the art of pretending that you know
what people are thinking when really they are not thinking
at all.