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From: rh@mit-eddie.UUCP (Randy Haskins)
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Subject: Re: PhD
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Date: Tue, 9-Aug-83 15:00:15 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug  9 15:00:15 1983
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PHILOSOPHY:  Define the Universe and give three examples.

META-PHYSICS:  Become God and make the Universe again.

ANTI-MURPHY TECHNOLOGY:
    1)  Take 10 PAIRS of socks out of a dryer.
    2)  Wash a car and have it not rain.
    3)  Drop a piece of toast and have it land butter-up.

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	Randwulf (Randy Haskins)
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